4 alien races walk into a bar…
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- Author
- Equal-Boss2894
- Published
- May 27, 2026
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4 alien races walk into a bar… The Reptilian orders a Bloody Mary. Obviously. The Nordic orders whatever the bartender is having and somehow looks better drinking it than anyone in the room. The Gray just stares at everyone’s drinks with those enormous eyes, orders nothing, and makes the whole bar deeply uncomfortable. The Insectoid asks to see management. The bartender says “we don’t serve your…
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A humorous Reddit post presenting a joke framing different alleged alien species types entering a bar.
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